Humor

Novak Djokovic – Funny Guy of Tennis

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This season of Wimbledon is filled with drama, key players are either out of the tournament or injured. This post is dedicated to one player who is a star and plays his strokes with a lot of fire power; ladies and gentlemen I give you Novak Djokovic. Novak Djokovic is the winner of six grand slam titles and he is the first man to win three consecutive Australian Open titles. Djokovic is the most talented and greatest professional tennis player of all times. Certainly there is no doubt about his professional achievements but I want to expose his funny side.

Let’s explore the comic side of Djokovic, he was seen imitating Maria Sharapova in Wimbledon against a charity match played against Sharapova’s boyfriend Grigor Dimitrov. Djokovic was also doing Gangnam style dance with Serena Williams at Australia Kids day.

Clip 1 – Djokovic imitates Maria Sharapova

Clip 2 – Djokovic and Serena Williams doing Gangnam Style 

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Nothing on my Mind

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The lights are dim and the house is empty,
I see glass bottle in elegant shapes which has liquor in plenty,
Sitting in this bar with a drink in my hand,
Drinking since the sun came up,
With nothing on my mind,
Nothing on my mind.
 
 
Old friends,
Old memories,
Now it’s cold and grey,
Some nuts on the side,
And I will finish my drink with pride,
If I drink more I may divulge my secrets,
Some secrets are fine and some are crime.
 
 
I walk around the bar with a restless heart,
I don’t know how to play my part,
Which drink I can buy with a dime?
A little bit of tequila with lime.
 
 
I see some happy souls and some are sad,
But I take another glass,
I glanced at this girl and now I am eager to talk,
You know what? This holy water might purify my heart,
Another drink I shout,
The bartender asks me how many drinks I had,
A little bit of wine, a little bit whiskey, a little bit of vodka but am still sober,
With nothing on my mind, nothing on my mind.

Bieber Fever and the new Batman movie

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As an epic Christopher Nolan’s franchisee of the Batman movies came to an end last year. Now DC comics will try to revive the Batman franchisee in the coming years by starting from scratch. But I was thinking wouldn’t it be fun to put our beloved teen icon, Justin Bieber in the new Batman movie.

Justin Bieber the pop icon, the teen idol has been chosen to play the role of Robin the new Batman movie. If this would have been true, wouldn’t Justin Bieber add a little zing to the character of Robin? The serious Robin would smoke weed, hang out with girls and sing songs. Imagine that, the spot light from Batman would certainly shift to Robin if it is played by Justin as the character of Robin is always pushed into the background.

Scenario 1

Batman and Robin are tracing the Joker as he has given an ultimatum to commission Gordon for stealing a jewel in-crusted jack in the box from a toy museum. Batman and Robin (Justin Bieber) arrives at the scene, when Batman is fighting Jokers men, Robin the boy wonder is romancing beautiful girls at the toy museum.

Joker – I will steal the jewel in-crusted Jack, clowns finish Batman and Robin.

Batman – In your dreams Joker!

Teenage Girl – look its Justin Bieber as Robin.

Robin – (looking in the eyes of the girl, starts singing) Oh baby, baby ohhh, baby.

Teenage Girl – (blushing) I will go out with you Justin.

Robin – If I was your boyfriend, never let you go, Keep you on my arm girl, you’d never be alone, I can be a gentleman, anything you want, If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go, I’d never let you go.

Batman – The joker got away, you are truly boy blunder and slaps the shit out of him.

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Scenario 2

Batman and Robin are heading to the hood to inquire about the Joker and get back the jewel in-crusted jack in the box. Batman and Robin are asking some thugs about the Jokers whereabouts.

Robin – (talking smack) Hey yaw! You saw a wired dog with some bling.

Batman – Robin, what’s wrong with you.

Robin – Daamnnn! Shut yae hole braaww. Am trying to get some info on that funny bitch who stole the bling.

Batman – Robin quick to the batcave.

Robin – Man I’ve got his yea.

Robin – “I’m white like Micheal Jackson I am all hyped up on mountain yea Ni**a wacko”.

The two thugs beat the shit of boy wonder (pop pop bang bang).

Related Articles –

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_in_film

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/next-batman-movie-start-scratch-dc-origin-story-205115769.html

http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/justinbieberjokes.html

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_and_Robin_Vol_1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJlD1B43CbE&noredirect=1

If this World was run by a Dictator….

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Imagine if this world had no boundaries, no borders to separate each country, no passport, and no nationality issues, people may travel freely to any country. Whites, blacks, browns, all race, religion, colours considered as one. This would be an ideal state of affairs and I think every sane person in this world would want it. But to run this world, there has to be a government or a dictator who would make all the rules and regulation.

Some of my beloved shows on television is, “Family Guy” and the character in this show, Peter Griffin is really humorous and full of crazy thoughts. So the idea is, if this world was run by PETER, how would the world be?

The guy is hysterical, confident, has the qualities of a leader but with an IQ of a 10 year old and takes idiocy to the extreme. Lazy, slob, stupid these words very well describe Peter Griffin.

First thing that comes to my mind is chaos, frenzied or just multiply crazy with 100. I have just listed down some pointers if this world was run by Peter Griffin.

  • The world would not be divided into free zone/ non free zone rather it will be free fart zone/ non free fart zone.
  • Television programs would contain all the adult contain whether day or night.
  • Stewie Griffin would become the defense minister and develop weapons of mass destruction and would test it on Lois. Stewie will make sure that homosexuals will have more liberty than hetrosexuals.
  • Quagmire would take up the role of welfare of women and development. The first thing he would do is develop strip clubs and legalize prostitution.

Coming back to Peter Griffin, it would be complete anarchy and Peter would be trying to convince the people to have breakfast for dinner. Lastly a speech by Peter to address the world about issues like how to eliminate poverty, women’s safety, education, unemployment, etc and it would go something like this.

I am Peter Griffin, your supreme leader and I just want to explain to you what steps I am taking to improve the livelihood of the common people. I had a thought that I should begin with opening the bars till later as everyone will be drunk and happy. I like Prince Harry very much and he can do whatever he wants and the royal people and media should get of his case. Good luck Harry, run naked as much as you want my doors are always open. Justin Bieber, no comments.

Why is it when famous nude statues in Italy are considered art and when I try to draw one nude photo, I end up being banned from Mc Donalds.

Well keeping those aside I would like to sing a song.

Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.

 I wish nothing but the best for you, too.

 Don’t forget me, I begged, I remember you said

Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead.

Who am I kidding this song is not mine its Adele’s but haven’t you heard about the bird?

A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word