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Tales of Ordinary Madness

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High in the sky, with bright feathers, humming a sweet song which compliments the beautiful morning, free spirit, lost in the wonderland. This is how a free bird leads its life and everyday a new space with some new boundaries to cross and to celebrate life with new experiences.

I also want to be free, escaping the shackles of ordinary and menial life, the monotonous routine doesn’t excite me, I am a creative person, a little emotional, a little soft, life should be like art and like the flow of a brush life should change course. I crave for marvelous or excellence, to achieve the impossible and dazzle the world with it. My absurd existence should draw out a meaning to this life; happiness is top on my list, to escape from this cage and fly again. The soul is trapped with uncertainty about the future and fear of losing, I just want to run away from this melancholy prison and dive into madness.

Liebster Award

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Liebster award nomination it is, I didn’t knew about this award until I got nominated. Very special thanks to ethicalhedonism for nominating me for this award. I think this is a wonderful away to get new bloggers really get on with their writing. I can write random things that come to my mind but if you give me five pointers to follow and write, I would be in a panic state of mind. I write to escape from the mundane routine and add a little zing to my life, it sets me free.

The rules for the nomination are:-

  • Post 11 facts about yourself.
  • Nominate 11 other blogs and ask them questions.
  • Lastly but the most important one thank the blogger who nominated you.

11 random facts about me.

  1. I like to DJ and have done gigs at my University.
  2. I am a big time foodie.
  3. I am just in love with London (U.K).
  4. I like collecting pens.
  5. I want to start a gift day, like friendship day. Everyone should exchange gifts with their loved ones (crazy right).
  6. I spend half of my day, day dreaming. I easily float away to my fantasy world.
  7. I don’t know how to handle rude people.
  8. Horror movies are my favorite.
  9. I like to write quotes and quote dialogues from movies.
  10. I am currently obsessed with body building.
  11. I like to spent time with people who can make me laugh or vice versa.

Bloggers whom I am nominating.

  • H!
  • Suburbangirl4love
  • El Cantador

If this World was run by a Dictator….

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Imagine if this world had no boundaries, no borders to separate each country, no passport, and no nationality issues, people may travel freely to any country. Whites, blacks, browns, all race, religion, colours considered as one. This would be an ideal state of affairs and I think every sane person in this world would want it. But to run this world, there has to be a government or a dictator who would make all the rules and regulation.

Some of my beloved shows on television is, “Family Guy” and the character in this show, Peter Griffin is really humorous and full of crazy thoughts. So the idea is, if this world was run by PETER, how would the world be?

The guy is hysterical, confident, has the qualities of a leader but with an IQ of a 10 year old and takes idiocy to the extreme. Lazy, slob, stupid these words very well describe Peter Griffin.

First thing that comes to my mind is chaos, frenzied or just multiply crazy with 100. I have just listed down some pointers if this world was run by Peter Griffin.

  • The world would not be divided into free zone/ non free zone rather it will be free fart zone/ non free fart zone.
  • Television programs would contain all the adult contain whether day or night.
  • Stewie Griffin would become the defense minister and develop weapons of mass destruction and would test it on Lois. Stewie will make sure that homosexuals will have more liberty than hetrosexuals.
  • Quagmire would take up the role of welfare of women and development. The first thing he would do is develop strip clubs and legalize prostitution.

Coming back to Peter Griffin, it would be complete anarchy and Peter would be trying to convince the people to have breakfast for dinner. Lastly a speech by Peter to address the world about issues like how to eliminate poverty, women’s safety, education, unemployment, etc and it would go something like this.

I am Peter Griffin, your supreme leader and I just want to explain to you what steps I am taking to improve the livelihood of the common people. I had a thought that I should begin with opening the bars till later as everyone will be drunk and happy. I like Prince Harry very much and he can do whatever he wants and the royal people and media should get of his case. Good luck Harry, run naked as much as you want my doors are always open. Justin Bieber, no comments.

Why is it when famous nude statues in Italy are considered art and when I try to draw one nude photo, I end up being banned from Mc Donalds.

Well keeping those aside I would like to sing a song.

Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.

 I wish nothing but the best for you, too.

 Don’t forget me, I begged, I remember you said

Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead.

Who am I kidding this song is not mine its Adele’s but haven’t you heard about the bird?

A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word